Great comedian quotes

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"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me."
    --Bobcat Goldthwait

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
    --Warren Hutcherson

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
    --Sue Murphy

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
    --Lily Tomlin

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
    --Paul Rodriguez